Another million-dollar idea

Outsource the "honey do" list and associated nagging. Allow a third party to keep you and your spouse on task with home maintenance chores. You have a weekly phone call with a honeydew manager. If you didn't do what you were supposed to do, on schedule, then they hire a contractor for you.

Think of the marriages that could be saved. And the money that could be made, no?

Another million-dollar idea

'Thread bare"
Recession-themed line of underthings.
For example:

• Pajama bottoms that say "TOXIC ASSET" across the tush
• Boxer shorts that read "Too big to fail"
• a few items in a gift set, named "Stimulus package"

Who do we sell this to?